nut hugger
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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