that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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