Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need help removing her.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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