okay pat passed out under dana's car
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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