Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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