awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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