I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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