I wish I could teleport
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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