did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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