Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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