no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
time to smoke my breakfast
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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