I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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