everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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