you mean i was at the winter classic?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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