Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
