You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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