Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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