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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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