I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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