I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
