Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That's intense
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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