...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
did i walk over a car last night?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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