You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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