her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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