physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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