Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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