a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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