we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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