yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
