The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
