Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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