But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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