sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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