But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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