i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
dude. I can hear the air.
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