SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We're too hungover to prance.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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