What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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