his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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