Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
