if i can run in heels then i can drive
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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