i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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