We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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