He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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