? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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