I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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