I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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