I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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