he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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