but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
