Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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