We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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