so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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