His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You made out with two different species that night
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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