Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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