I just cut my nipple shaving
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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